Thursday, December 16, 2010

TRON: The Inheritance

My GOD.
That was terrifying.
I had free tickets.
The movie 'Dungeons and Dragons' was an intellectual and emotional feast of the senses compared to this thing. 'Showgirls' was a subtle romance with powerful social commentary compared to this. Highlander III was a solemn vision of a potential future in comparison.

I was riding the metro home and I was in so much pain because of what I had just experienced that I began to laugh (no doubt to generate endorphins to counterbalance the anguish). I COULD NOT STOP. Yes, it was THAT BAD.

Incidentally, the trailer footage is NOT IN THE MOVIE. Jeff Bridges ought to kill himself. He ought to be sufficiently embarrassed to off himself. I recommend a pool full of hungry electric eels.