Vogalonga - Venice in a 7 person canoe

Mr. Fox and Rabbit - There be Disturbances

'I love girls with smoking hot eyes.'
'You love girls period.'
'True, true... I am detoxing right now.'
'Really?'
'Yeah. Well, at least until lunch. And then tonight I'm going out to this bar for beers.'
'Effective.'
'Yeah.' Rabbit leaned back on the couch. 'So I'm supposed to go to Venice at the end of May.'
'To do what?'
'Just stuff. http://www.vogalonga.com/
'Are you fucking serious? You will be going to this???'
'Yeah. With a bunch of buddies. Of course, it promises to be a killer.'
'What do you mean?'
'Well, I have two herniated disks in my neck and a brain tumor. So I might not live through the event.' Rabbit grabbed a carrot and bit it in half, grinning maniacally. 'I mean, rowing for 20 miles in a canoe while my spine is splitting in half is a recipe for spontaneous combustion. Or something.'
'You won't catch on fire...'
'I might.'
'Any girls?'
'No... I don't think so.'
'Shit, Rabbit, go get some already.'

Mr. Fox and Rabbit - There be Disturbances

'I love girls with smoking hot eyes.'
'You love girls period.'
'True, true... I am detoxing right now.'
'Really?'
'Yeah. Well, at least until lunch. And then tonight I'm going out to this bar for beers.'
'Effective.'
'Yeah.' Rabbit leaned back on the couch. 'So I'm supposed to go to Venice at the end of May.'
'To do what?'
'Just stuff. http://www.vogalonga.com/.'
'Are you fucking serious? You will be going to this???'
'Yeah. With a bunch of buddies. Of course, it promises to be a killer.'
'What do you mean?'
'Well, I have two herniated disks in my neck and a brain tumor. So I might not live through the event.' Rabbit grabbed a carrot and bit it in half, grinning maniacally. 'I mean, rowing for 20 miles in a canoe while my spine is splitting in half is a recipe for spontaneous combustion. Or something.'
'You won't catch on fire...'
'I might.'
'Any girls?'
'No... I don't think so.'
'Shit, Rabbit, go get some already.'