I am Magneto
It's true. The one difference between The Winged Pig and Magneto is that Magneto attracts iron, I attract 18-23 year old hot chicks. In every conceivable situation or environment. How did this happen? I really have no idea.
By God, life is good.
By God, life is good.
posted by Balázsy András at 1:20 PM
7 Comments:
I attract homeless men. Every once in a while, just to be different, I attract married men.
Ugh. It sucks to be me.
Just for the record, you attract me as well. I am somehow overcome by a sudden need for a bottle of Wild Turkey in a paper bag and marital bliss with a trailer park honey named Deborah.
Have you, um... availed yourself of any of these 18-23 year old hotties?
Nope. Not yet. I just attract them. Availing is a different category.
Well what do you repel?
I am not sure if I actively repel anything.
Well, I hope you and Deborah and your bottle of booze have fun in that trailer park. What the hell that has to do with me, I fail to understand. But then, I rarely do.
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