Drugged Out of My Mind
Weehee!
Mum brought me this strange drug that this witchdoctor swears by. There are 120 pills in a single bottle. It activates this magical subsystem in my body that fights cancer. Do I have cancer? Maybe. Even if I don't, activated subsystem GOOD! This thing is called Culevit.
I have taken THE FIRST PILL. I feel STRANGE. Sort of like I have been hit in the head with a lava hammer. Very calm, though. Nifty!
There are 120 pills in the bottle. Now you might think - hey, that should be enough for a good while! Say a few months!
Naw. Try 4 days. One to two pills AN HOUR.
Am I COMPLETELY INSANE for taking massive doses of something that might turn me into a NEWT? YES! Stand by for some really wacked out posts... or none at all... gotta fly now to the paper goods store for address labels and to the pharmacy for vitamin C.
Mum brought me this strange drug that this witchdoctor swears by. There are 120 pills in a single bottle. It activates this magical subsystem in my body that fights cancer. Do I have cancer? Maybe. Even if I don't, activated subsystem GOOD! This thing is called Culevit.
I have taken THE FIRST PILL. I feel STRANGE. Sort of like I have been hit in the head with a lava hammer. Very calm, though. Nifty!
There are 120 pills in the bottle. Now you might think - hey, that should be enough for a good while! Say a few months!
Naw. Try 4 days. One to two pills AN HOUR.
Am I COMPLETELY INSANE for taking massive doses of something that might turn me into a NEWT? YES! Stand by for some really wacked out posts... or none at all... gotta fly now to the paper goods store for address labels and to the pharmacy for vitamin C.
posted by Balázsy András at 9:32 AM
2 Comments:
My, that's a handsome picture you have there, TWP.
Thanks to Kris Blog. That was the picture he used to link to me, so I stole it.
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