I am amused
Now that I finally realized that I have a definite TYPE in a woman – short, artsy chicks with big, dreaming eyes, harboring deep-seated psychological traumas and possessing really nice tits – I pick up a chain-smoking accountant, ambitious, completely self-reliant and not particularly short.
I am getting ahead of myself.
I am also a touch apprehensive about writing all this down. She has a blog. She knows I have a blog, because I mentioned if after she had mentioned hers. This was unwise, because she is sharp, and she will find me, even after I took certain basic information out of my profile.
How should I put this… If a woman was a car, I would be normally attracted to a very beautiful, graceful little Mercedes convertible from the 1950-s with terrifying problems under the hood, a wrecked transmission and no brakes. This woman is a brand new BMW sedan, spotless, merciless and… Well, you get the idea.
I never had a fetish for chicks who smoke. I know such fetish exists, but I’ve never had it. Well, I never knew I’ve had it until - until I watched this girl smoke. She told me later she realized I was watching, dumbstruck, and played up the smoking bit… But even so, there is something about this woman sucking on a cigarette with such a relish, it just turns me on. I found myself asking her to smoke. Her 10th cigarette of that hour I think. So she did.
I will write up a Mr. Fox and Rabbit episode today – it has been a while…
I am getting ahead of myself.
I am also a touch apprehensive about writing all this down. She has a blog. She knows I have a blog, because I mentioned if after she had mentioned hers. This was unwise, because she is sharp, and she will find me, even after I took certain basic information out of my profile.
How should I put this… If a woman was a car, I would be normally attracted to a very beautiful, graceful little Mercedes convertible from the 1950-s with terrifying problems under the hood, a wrecked transmission and no brakes. This woman is a brand new BMW sedan, spotless, merciless and… Well, you get the idea.
I never had a fetish for chicks who smoke. I know such fetish exists, but I’ve never had it. Well, I never knew I’ve had it until - until I watched this girl smoke. She told me later she realized I was watching, dumbstruck, and played up the smoking bit… But even so, there is something about this woman sucking on a cigarette with such a relish, it just turns me on. I found myself asking her to smoke. Her 10th cigarette of that hour I think. So she did.
I will write up a Mr. Fox and Rabbit episode today – it has been a while…
posted by Balázsy András at 1:13 PM
3 Comments:
"Terrifying problems under the hood" is actually your type? Most guys I know wouldn't make it past a first date with that kind of woman.
I'm snickering a little bit over your newly discovered smoking fetish. But I have to agree, watching a woman put anything in her mouth can be very erotic.
Well, I have to keep hoping that there are men out there who like a chick with the aforementioned 'terrifying problems under the hood'. How else would I have any hope of catching one?
And hopefully, he won't have the also-mentioned obsession with big tits.
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