Thursday, March 17, 2005

GALACTIC EMPIRE – Part 2

“Execute general order thirteen, Colonel Smith.”
“Yessir. Will that be with cream AND sugar?”
Admiral Kanal shoved Colonel Smith’s head through the blinking lights of the weapon’s pod. The experienced weapon’s officer’s body twitched with spasms of pain and 20000000 volts of electricity before turning into fine white ash.
“Execute general order thirteen, Liutenant Colonel Samantha.”
The liutenant colonel, a buxom little blonde in a yellow halter top, saluted smartly and dropped to her knees before Kanal. The Admiral’s zeal abated somewhat.
“Okay… Uhm… Well… Execute general order thirteen in, say, ten minutes or so. I will let you know when.”
The remaining officer on the bridge, subcommander Jippy, chirped. The female canary was present to carry out a warning function. The birds could sense aliens through the vastness of space because of their catlike presence. This is why the symbol of earth’s resistance has become Tweety Bird.
He pondered aloud. “I suppose the aliens are approaching the fleet.” He glanced down. These damned aliens. So they were approaching. Let them approach. He noticed the purring kitten on Liutenant Colonel Samantha’s head. Were fuzzy felines part of the normal uniform?

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