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I hate, I hate, I hate
Adobe Acrobat.
No, I do not create documents using Adobe Acrobat. However, when I click on an URL, I do NOT want to see an Adobe Acrobat document. No, I do not want to UPDATE my software. No, I do not want to WAIT so I can see 21342 pages of CRAP.
When I become Tyrant I will DESTROY Adobe Acrobat.
Now I want to talk about Democracy.
"We support free elections and we come in our panties thinking about the collective will of the people blah blah blah. That is, assuming, that the victors of said election AGREE with us. Cause' if they don't, they are TERRORISTS."
"So... you don't actually support demo..." (secret service agents drag reporter away)
"Now that the TERRORIST SYMPATHIZER has been neutralized and taken to Cuba, we can discuss how great we are."
Oh yeah - only we and our trusty allies can have Nukes. Because others should not have nukes. They should not have Nukes because they are IRRESPONSIBLE WARMONGERS. If they had nukes, they might think they can start wars willy-nilly with impunity.
Democracy is great. It is great because people in office as a matter of general principle must ignore the long-term interests of the people, because people in general are retarded morons who can't see past their paycheck and the light beer/chickenwings/Everclear/porn it potentially keeps them supplied with.
So: I think it's HIGH TIME for TWP tyranny. I will NOT be an enlightened despot. I will have an army of hot babes in sleek curve-hugging uniforms wearing stiletto heels. I will also fund genetic engineering research to create Smurfs. Yes, they have to be blue. Yes, there can only be ONE female. Yes, they have to be 4 inches tall.
Adobe Acrobat.
No, I do not create documents using Adobe Acrobat. However, when I click on an URL, I do NOT want to see an Adobe Acrobat document. No, I do not want to UPDATE my software. No, I do not want to WAIT so I can see 21342 pages of CRAP.
When I become Tyrant I will DESTROY Adobe Acrobat.
Now I want to talk about Democracy.
"We support free elections and we come in our panties thinking about the collective will of the people blah blah blah. That is, assuming, that the victors of said election AGREE with us. Cause' if they don't, they are TERRORISTS."
"So... you don't actually support demo..." (secret service agents drag reporter away)
"Now that the TERRORIST SYMPATHIZER has been neutralized and taken to Cuba, we can discuss how great we are."
Oh yeah - only we and our trusty allies can have Nukes. Because others should not have nukes. They should not have Nukes because they are IRRESPONSIBLE WARMONGERS. If they had nukes, they might think they can start wars willy-nilly with impunity.
Democracy is great. It is great because people in office as a matter of general principle must ignore the long-term interests of the people, because people in general are retarded morons who can't see past their paycheck and the light beer/chickenwings/Everclear/porn it potentially keeps them supplied with.
So: I think it's HIGH TIME for TWP tyranny. I will NOT be an enlightened despot. I will have an army of hot babes in sleek curve-hugging uniforms wearing stiletto heels. I will also fund genetic engineering research to create Smurfs. Yes, they have to be blue. Yes, there can only be ONE female. Yes, they have to be 4 inches tall.
posted by Balázsy András at 8:17 AM
3 Comments:
Can I be a general in your babe army? Or will you at least assign a platoon to service me? I support your regime and I always have, of course.
At first I agreed about the discrepancy concerning trust and nukes.
Then along came a Dane.
Now I wish to reserve comment.
anonymously.
When will people learn: democracy doesn't work.
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