NFL rant

"...he is as good as anybody in this league right now" is the stupidest sentence ever put together by a sportscaster. For some reason, these imbeciles are in love with this sentence. What they MEAN is that he is BETTER. They don't dare to say that because it requires that they take a position.

as good as anybody in this league? so he is as good as the third string guy who is about to be cut? so he is as good as the towel boy? so he is as good of a running back as the assistant cheerleader coach? Why do they insist on pissing me off with rank stupidity?

"Heck" - 'he is a heck of a player." FUCK YOU STUPID SPORTSCASTER. Stop using PC bullshit words. The word you seek is FUCKING GREAT or HELL. You want to say it but you don't dare because you don't have ANY FUCKING BALLS. Just sayin'.

TWP as sportscaster:
"Well, Chris, I think the Redskins will win this game. Seattle hasn't beaten anybody. Ever. Mike Holmgren reminds me of a burly, angry sausage."
"I... see. Well, Portis is a heck of a ..."
(crushing sportscaster's head with a two handed mallet) "SHUT UP FUCKER."