Thursday, April 21, 2005

Budapest Women

Ok, I will try to keep this short.

Budapest women are excruciatingly hot. I have some theories on the WHY.
It is sort of a vicious circle of hotness.

Once upon a time, there was a core of hot chicks who exceeded the Magic Threshold. This meant that the REMAINING chicks had to become hot as well or they were not going to be able to compete, comprende?

Volume demand for manicurists, liposuction, solariums, hairdressers, lingerie and slutty Italian pumps = LOW, AFFORDABLE PRICING. You literally cannot go a single block in any direction without running into (1) a beauty salon that will give you a facial for like a nickel (2) a solarium (3) a manicurist who gives you a French manicure for 5 dollars (4) a healthclub full of sweating 19 year olds who could be in Penthouse.

This, of course, resulted in some absurd consequences. I have met some drop dead gorgeous sweet young things who WORK BEHIND THE DELI COUNTER. By now, they would be trophy wives back in the world, here, they are just part of the scenery.

A few years back a friend of mine came here from England with his girlfriend. Girlfriend HATED EVERY WAKING MOMENT.

Now, add about 15000 really hot callgirls in Budapest, a city of 2 million people. So, out of 1 million women, about 300,000 are in attractive age bracket (since I am neither into kids or grannies). This means one out of 20 women is strutting about in 5 inch heels and a pink crop top. Now I am not into hookers, but this has a runaway effect on the sleaziness of the outfits. Since you look like a stuffy old maid if you wear normal stuff next to the callgirls out for lunch and the perfectly tan long legged 18 year olds getting ready to go clubbing, you have to wear stiletto heels and an ultra tight miniskirt just to look normal.

I really have to figure out how to put pictures up now. I bet I would have a ton of readers if I put up some photos to demonstrate.

3 Comments:

Blogger Adrian said...

Including Budapest and Hollywood, I believe that Budapest shares in the triumvirate of Porn Power.

3:35 PM  
Blogger Joe said...

"42 Not my age, you buffoon. 42"

What is six times nine?

4:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do not believe you.

WHY: I am staying in downtown Pest at the moment and I found your site because I am googling for manicures - I can't find anywhere to get one!

3:22 PM  

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